1. If you can't handle a joke, disconnect
2. You can be anyone on the internet, so espect anything on it
3. Internet has no borders, so shouldn't you when connecting.
4. Internet has the power of knowlage, and the power of stupidity in one place, it's up to you to choose what you want.
5. No one is going to give you a real life present in the virtual world.
6. No one gives a fuck about you on the internet, whatever you are in the real world.
7. There is always some more skilled than you on the internet.
8. If it's virtual, it can be found free.
9. You can't keep a secret on the internet
10. Don't watch under age porn, talk about bombs, or fuck with administrators.